...............Dolly Dev
Answer: Sublimity
He has £25 on Katchit !
We have another £25 to giveaway today on a bet of your choice for next Wednesday!
Answer this question - who is the favourite for the Gold Cup?
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Today's selections.......
NAP - SWORDSMAN 3.30 @ Fontwell
Taking a big step down in class and I can't see this horse being beat today and the 5/4 early price looks graet value.
NB - KILTIMONEY 4.00 @ Fontwell
Stays well and has a feather weight today. Should go very close.
TREBLE - ROCK ALL 2.30 @ Fontwell
From the Pipe yard, this Danish horse ran two decent races so far and the drop back to 2m should suit. Could make all!!
A - Media Man 3.20 C
B - August Gate 3.40 L
C - Vodka Brook 5.00 F
D - Present Gesture 5.20 C
Eastwoods WIN Quad 22/1
Nick Mitchell will walk the track at Cheltenham before making a decision over the participation of Welsh National winner Miko De Beauchene at the Festival.
Having followed up his win at Chepstow by taking the Red Square Vodka Gold Cup, the eight-year-old has entries in both the Pertemps Hurdle Final and William Hill Trophy Handicap Chase next week.
'There is no panic. I'll go and walk the course on Monday and if it's too dry then he won't go.'
Gerard,
I reckon that Eastwoods quad will fall at the first hurdle. MEDIA MAN seem to have a bit of seconditis and he seems to be a bit one paced so the sooner he goes up in trip the better. CHEER US ON looks a threat in that race!!
Cheers Punters Guide thanks for the £25 free bet, may all your children pass the 11 plus and grow up to qualify for full supplementary benefit
Dolly Dev
Todays Selections - have to keep going!
Nap: Silca Destination ( 4.10 L)
Double: Swordsman (3.30 F)
Treble: Nawaaff (4.40L)
the rest is up to you!
Totally agree Yid - wouldn't have Media Man! and Alderluck hacked up last time and will probably beat
Vodka Brook in the last at Fontwell!
Riding the favourite at Cheltenham Yid Army the jockey is well ahead of the field. Suddenly Yids hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He manages to keep control of his mount and pulls back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he goes over the last fence. With great skill he manages to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he’s struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. thus distracted, he succeeds in coming only second. He immediately goes to the stewards to complain that he has been seriously hampered
Micky Ginge
Ginger
Speaking of Christmas Crackers, is that were your getting your jokes from???
Yid Army and his two friends are talking at work.His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Yid Army:"I think my bird is having an affair with a horse." Both his friendds look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious.The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
Micky Ginge....now i am flying
can we ban micky ginge now from this blog.these are bad and i actually laughed at them they are that bad.
raffo
Ginger
The words 'lead' and 'baloon' spring to mind!!
I didn't realise this was Bad Joke Wednesday, so here goes...
"I think my doctors gay"
"Why"
"'Cos I went for an examination the other day and he said, "take off all your clothes and put them over their on top of mine"
Boom Boom Dolly
you see dolly,mine were horse jokes as this is a cheltenham blog you turd
micky ginge
Sticking with doctor jokes...
Went to see my doctor the other day for check up, he told me to stand at the window and put my tongue out when I asked him why, he said, "Cos I don't like your man across the street"
Boom Boom Dolly
Tommy Cooper at his best.....
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'"
"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
the horse jokes are ok but is dolly on drugs.
joe t
4:40 southwell yeaterday Silver Hotspur (F Norton, 6-1 )
you must have had your shillings on this yidarmy
micky ginge
Ginger
No, I don't bet like that. There are 3 or 4 horses with Hotspur in their name so it wouldn't be a good idea to back them all just for the sake of it.
Betting for the big game tomorrow..
SPURS 8/11
DRAW 12/5
PSV 7/2
As a Spurs fan any result with a clean sheet (inc. 0-0) would suit me. Although I can't see us not scoring at WHL! I reckon it will be 2-0 to Spurs with Jermain Jenas to net first!
a 0-0 will be good?
are you serious yid?
who do you think you are...arsenal?
tommy mac
yid,all the big games were last night and tonight.the competition for the big bots is the chsampions league altho i think everton will win the uefa small teams cup this year
micky ginge
Tommy Mac
Of course we want to score but 0-0 would be a far better result for Spurs than PSV so yes, it would be seen as a good result.
If we go to Eindhoven and score once then they need 2, we score 2 then they need 3. Use your nugget mate, 0-0 would not be bad at all!
yid army.you are full of it mate.every team wants to win their hom games because you normally find it harder away from home numnuts.
especially spurs.their away record this season is crap.
i think i know you by the way and you have always talked rubbish,you would argue a cow is a pig.if you are the person i think you are in the west belfas tspurs supporters club run by joe ferguson.yes,the guy who is afraid of flying and boats and does not go to the games.
am i right.
shall i unmask yid army?
tommy mac
tommy mac
I could be that very guy! But afraid of flying and boats??? So how did I get to the two games this season??
You're a muppet. Of course Spurs want to win the home game but if it did end up 0-0 it wouldn't be a bad result to take to PSV. They will know that every goal we score over there will be worth 2 so the pressure will be on them.
I was going to say think a bit logically but I forgot it was you I was talking to. Plank!
yid army.remember i know you.
and not you who afraid of flying but the guy who runs your club and remember any more nonsense i will let a few skeletons out of the cupboard about you like the club you visit in london while at the spurs games :-)
you have been warned yid
tommy
Tommy
Your talking out of your baking bowl!!
I've only been to WHL a handful of times and every single time has been a fly in and fly out on the same day job so if you noticed somebody in one of them gay Soho bars you frequent I can assure you it wasn't me!!
yid,i was on the plane with you at one of them games.
what about your photo the boys have?
shall i say any more?
tommy
Tommy
I doubt it. I have never travelled with the West Belfast supporters club, I've only ever got tickets of them so your making all this crap up as you go along you fool!!
I would believe that you have photo's of lots of men but I can guarantee that I'm not one of them!
Kicking King, winner of the 2005 Cheltenham Gold Cup, has been ruled out of the blue-riband event on Friday week.
Tom Taaffe's 10-year-old made an encouraging return when second to Nickname at Gowran Park in January, but disappointed when only third on his second run this year.
Connections were still keen to have a crack at the totesport-sponsored Gold Cup but they have been forced to bypass Cheltenham after Kicking King failed to sparkle in a piece of work on Wednesday morning.
Owner Conor Clarkson said: "Unfortunately after a work-out this this morning Tom Taaffe wasn't happy, and neither was Barry Geraghty, with his work.
"We've therefore no option but to say he will not be running in the Gold Cup.
"Obviously there just something a little amiss at the moment," he told At The Races.
"His legs are fine but the quality would not be up to the standard of the Gold Cup.
"He's just not firing on all cylinders."
kettle--black springs to mind yid
what a disgrace you were.
tommy
spill the beans on yid
micky ginge
Ginger
You and Tommy must have went to the same school cuz he talks fluent BS too!
He said that he was on the same flight as me to a Spurs match so lets play our cards Tommy. Tell me what match it was and we'll see if you know me!!
MEDIA MAN beat!!
Eastwoods special bites the dust early doors as predicted!!
getting worried yid or should i say
_ _ _ _
YOU DIRTY DOG
Tommy
Come on then Tommy, play your cards. Put up or shut up! What match was it??
Stop avoiding the question!
i shall let you sweat a while before i spill the beans _ _ _ _
tommy
is the yid getting worried haha.what did he do?
raffo
I'm not sweating, I'm just enjoying you making a twt out of yourself!
What you mean to say is that you know FA and now your wee games over.
Maybe I was a naughty boy that day you came over with us, was that the same day your ma travelled too?? Now it's all coming back to me!!
This is Yiddo signing off for good! Too many fools on board!
i think you have touched a nerve there Tommy.he seems worried.Did he buy a drink or something? hahaha
micky ginge
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